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color:#1F497D'>Hello everyone, I so enjoyed this email, I thought I would share
it. Ruth<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal>the work of Kwren the Krafty, on Mr. Elm, WIlliamsburg, Va.
Exact whereabouts unknown, but evidence of her toolkit is to the lower
right. APB has been issued.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='background:white'> <span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>I happened across this interesting report
from the Southwest Michigan Land Conservancy.</span><span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='background:white'><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a href="http://www.swmlc.org/volunteers.htm">http://www.swmlc.org/volunteers.htm</a></span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='background:white'> <span class=style8><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif"'>CSI Report</span></b></span><span
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– Conservation Scene Investigators were called to the 9-county area of
southwest Michigan to uncover the source of a series of mysterious incidents
occurring from April to October 2008. As they conducted a systematic search of
19 SWMLC preserves, they encountered scenes of gruesome carnage. Apparently
“alien invasives” were targeted, as the team witnessed whole fields devoid of
garlic mustard, stacks of violated autumn olive, slashed buckthorn, poisoned
multiflora rose, and a few nice lupine patches that had been inexplicably
planted. The accumulated evidence pointed to the work of an eccentric cult-like
band of fringe element miscreants, calling themselves the Wednesday Warriors.
Forensic lab analysis of blood stains and recycled Goodwill clothing confirmed
the identities of Paul the Blood Donor, Stan the Camera Magnet, Brian the Truck
Driver, Connie the WhistleBlower, John the ENiggma, Art the Absent, Matt the
Wanderer, Ken the ToolMan, Kristi the Chipper, Nate the MasterMind, Kay the
Hitchhiker, “Rambo” Randy, Dave the Knotweed Slayer, Bea the Eradicator, Mary
the Workaholic, Red Dave, and countless others who leant their nefarious
talents to the group’s wanton deeds.</span></span> <span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;
background:white'> Authorities concluded that the group has apparently
gone underground for the winter, but predict they will resurface in the spring
to resume their marauding of these valuable preserves. The CSI team has now
redirected its efforts to other cases, such as the exponential increase in map
generation with the new printer at SWMLC HQ, and how can a small Kleenex in a
load of laundry make such a big mess. <span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;
background:white'> Submitted by the Department of Redundancy Department. <span
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<p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;
background:white'>“We’re Kristi & Paul and we approve this message.” <o:p></o:p></p>
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