[PAEE] FW: [ma-eppc] Southwest Michigan Land Conservancy report

[Ruth Roperti]

Hello everyone, I so enjoyed this email, I thought I would share it. Ruth

 

the work of Kwren the Krafty, on Mr. Elm, WIlliamsburg, Va.  Exact
whereabouts unknown, but evidence of her toolkit is to the lower right.  APB
has been issued.







  I happened across this interesting report from the Southwest Michigan Land
Conservancy.

 

http://www.swmlc.org/volunteers.htm

 CSI Report - Conservation Scene Investigators were called to the 9-county
area of southwest Michigan to uncover the source of a series of mysterious
incidents occurring from April to October 2008. As they conducted a
systematic search of 19 SWMLC preserves, they encountered scenes of gruesome
carnage. Apparently "alien invasives" were targeted, as the team witnessed
whole fields devoid of garlic mustard, stacks of violated autumn olive,
slashed buckthorn, poisoned multiflora rose, and a few nice lupine patches
that had been inexplicably planted. The accumulated evidence pointed to the
work of an eccentric cult-like band of fringe element miscreants, calling
themselves the Wednesday Warriors. Forensic lab analysis of blood stains and
recycled Goodwill clothing confirmed the identities of Paul the Blood Donor,
Stan the Camera Magnet, Brian the Truck Driver, Connie the WhistleBlower,
John the ENiggma, Art the Absent, Matt the Wanderer, Ken the ToolMan, Kristi
the Chipper, Nate the MasterMind, Kay the Hitchhiker, "Rambo" Randy, Dave
the Knotweed Slayer, Bea the Eradicator, Mary the Workaholic, Red Dave, and
countless others who leant their nefarious talents to the group's wanton
deeds. 

  Authorities concluded that the group has apparently gone underground for
the winter, but predict they will resurface in the spring to resume their
marauding of these valuable preserves. The CSI team has now redirected its
efforts to other cases, such as the exponential increase in map generation
with the new printer at SWMLC HQ, and how can a small Kleenex in a load of
laundry make such a big mess. 

  Submitted by the Department of Redundancy Department. 

  

"We're Kristi & Paul and we approve this message." 

 

 

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